200 Of The Cringiest Pick

Remember the last time you tried to impress a possible love interest? Indeed, in your mind, you were gallant, witty, charming, and favorably impressionable. In their eyes, though, you probably seemed more like a dorky fifth-grader trying their hardest to awe their mom into dispensing candy. Best case scenario - you got them heartily laughing at your efforts and won them over by your naivete. Not so great scenario - you left them dumbfounded with your strained humor and got a great view of their back. It is always best to come prepared to such a battle though, and if not by having a couple of clever pick-up lines locked and loaded, then at least by memorizing those that are not to be used. Like ever. 

If schadenfreude isn’t what you often feel, then get ready to remember the pain by reading these cringe pick-up lines. Some of these mating calls are so bad that you might strain your brows that’ll involuntarily form cubism-inspired lines in your forehead. And as much as I’d like to spoil some of them right now by adding a quote or two in this text, you’ll just have to scroll and read them for yourself. Well, just a glimpse maybe - from food pairings to comparisons with technologies, these babies will buffalo you. 

So, now is the time to warm up your brows, crack your knuckles, and haughtily adjust your spectacles - cringe pick-up lines are waiting. Do not forget to vote for the most embarrassing ones or the pick-up lines that would annoy your spouse the most! Also, share these with your friends; who knows, you might do a fun bet or a social experiment with them. I know I would!

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